Bleeped Versions Taskmaster UK

Bleeped Versions Taskmaster UK

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Bleeped Versions Taskmaster UK
  • S05E01 - Dignity Intact - Bleeped

    Greg Davies returns as the Taskmaster ready to irrationally judge five new courageous comics in their efforts to complete his pointless tasks. To kick off proceedings there’s basketball (no hands), rowing (no oars) and cuddles (no kissing).

  • S05E02 - The Leprechaun or the Lesbian - Bleeped

    Taskmaster Greg Davies and humble sidekick Alex Horne witness five comics continue to compete for the right to win a sculpture of Greg's glorious head. This episodes features coconut flinging machines, painting in the dark, team splatting and the best thing to slice bread.

  • S05E03 - Phoenix - Bleeped

    Taskmaster Greg Davies continues to rank five comics in order of competency as they attempt complex assignments such as jelly-balancing, ping pong ball retrieval and the creation of coconut businessmen.

  • S05E04 - Residue Round the Hoof - Bleeped

    Taskmaster Greg Davies orders five comics to undertake more absurd tasks for his amusement. Mark and Nish pop toast together, Sally Phillips makes alternative Marmite using absinthe, Bob Mortimer ‘sneezes’ and there’s a large-scale game of spot the difference.

  • S05E05 - A Wind-Dried Puffin - Bleeped

    Alex Horne risks the wrath of his fierce employer Greg Davies with an unsanctioned task involving cheeky texts. There are also several watercooler moments, lots of things inside balloons and tall towers made of cans.

  • S05E06 - Spoony Neeson - Bleeped

    Five comedians continue their quest to win a golden likeness of Greg Davies’s imperial skull. This week: Alex needs balancing on a see-saw, the candle needs lighting in the caravan (much to Nish’s annoyance), GoPro head cam footage shows the rebirth of Alex Horne and Aisling Bea palms a laborious...

  • S05E07 - Boing Boing - Bleeped

    It’s the semi-final and time is running out to win the points needed to become the Taskmaster Series Champion.  And to get those points they have to hold bread and travel, muster a coconut bobsleigh team, making a funny little flick book film and there’s also yet another referendum.

  • S05E08 - Their Water's So Delicious - Bleeped

    The series reaches its dramatic climax. Four comics are locked in a thrilling battle to win the coveted Taskmaster trophy, while Nish Kumar is at least enjoying the ride. Their final tasks involve a coconut which needs to make ground without touching it, some sandy graphs, a fish pun challenge f...

  • S06E01 - The Old Soft Curved Padlock - Bleeped

    Taskmaster Greg Davies is back with his deferential assistant Alex Horne to challenge five brave comics to take on his tricky tasks. Today: wheelbarrow stunts, lemon towers and a lovely walk from a big wardrobe in a field to the Taskmaster house (in a hat).

  • S06E02 - Tarpeters - Bleeped

    Five comics continue their quest to win Taskmaster Greg Davies’s monumental golden bonce. This time there’s dart-throwing, photos of people holding eggs, some preventative measures to keep Alex Horne from getting wet and a doomed wind-up tin man on a penny farthing.

  • S06E03 - One Warm Prawn - Bleeped

    Taskmaster Greg Davies judges with fire and fury as five comics attempt baffling assignments that involve spinning things for ages, baby food guesswork and grown-up bedtime stories.

  • S06E04 - BMXing! - Bleeped

    Taskmaster Greg Davies commands five comics to undertake more complex challenges to help him pass the time of day. Tim Vine stands semi-naked in a box to look manly, there’s squirty cream art, a hard-to-retrieve fiver and, as teams, they are all commanded to have lots of fun and then have it all ...

  • S06E05 - H - Bleeped

    Everybody is pleased with themselves during a tablecloth-removal task; things get fraught during a puzzling team task and the five pull off some elaborate snooker trick shots. Plus - just how long is a piece of string?

  • S06E06 - We Met at Mealtimes - Bleeped

    Halfway through the series and it's Liza Tarbuck who holds the overall lead in the race to win Taskmaster Greg Davies’s beautifully sculpted golden bonce. This time they make snow globes, knock over rubber ducks, create parachutes for wooden spoons and make some pretty big announcements.

  • S06E07 - Roadkill Doused in Syrup - Bleeped

    Greg Davies is the Taskmaster, Alex Horne is his private secretary and together they enjoy putting five comics through a series of rigorous tests and pointless challenges. Things like tricky cricket; painting the contents of a box without looking in it; a devious spin on charades and some sweat-i...

  • S06E08 - What Kind of Pictures? - Bleeped

    Alex Horne, subservient servant to glorious Taskmaster Greg Davies, gets a treat as he’s allowed to crack open five unusual chocolate eggs. The five funny folk also try to find a connection with a nice lady called Carol and make dot-to-dot pictures whilst wearing high-heels.

  • S06E09 - The Bubble Brothers - Bleeped

    The penultimate episode of the series sees big bubbles popped with noses, two versions of Taskmaster: The Musical!, some pun guesswork and a special moment in Taskmaster history occurs during a task where a plastic bag is filled with water.

  • S06E10 - He Was a Different Man - Bleeped

    t’s the final show of the series and all five contestants (two, inexplicably) still have genuine hopes of winning the greatest prize on earth: the shiny golden bonce of Taskmaster Greg Davies. There’s a sort of reverse-tactics skittles, long distance candle extinguishing and five unforgettable de...

  • S07E01 - The Mean Bean - Bleeped

  • S07E02 - My Eyes Are Circles - Bleeped

  • S07E03 - Twelve Blush Majesty Two - Bleeped

  • S07E04 - OLLIE - Bleeped

  • S07E05 - Lotta Soup - Bleeped

  • S07E06 - A Coquettish Fascinator - Bleeped